Pals Of The Feather Will Dine Together

Thizza is no Mardi Gras, itza Thanksgiving week and da pawsative time to find yur favorito Guest of Honor - you know, the guest whooza being honored with a center Orchestra seat at da table - dats where da Guest of Honor purrsides. Thizza is a deal cuz if youza goes to hear da Mewsic at da AhhPurrAh house, youza gonna pay big buckets of money fur your good seat and no food included.

In true deeziner feline fashion, me and my smitten kitten self izza hanging out looking like da Guest of Honor in-catnito, waiting to sirPrize da turkey with my invatayshun to dinner. Shuksatini, I'ma not shure how to call da "Turkey Call" - gobblablini, gobblatini, here turkey turkey - come on over here nowza meowza!

Basta pasta! I'ma still counting the meowments till da guest of honor shows up round da corner and suddenly I'm licking my little EyeTailYun lips and having da urge fur Turkey Tetrazzini.

Hey - no matter howza youza looks at it frumza whatever direkshun, all da purrsons in da You-Knighted-States izza dining on purracticatically the identicatical Thanksgiving dishes: Turkey "da Guest of Honor" (no no no absoluticatically NO TurkDuckin or Turkey Tofu in my EyeTailYun house or at my Gwamma's table) - taters creamed, crammed, smashed, PURReed or nipped with something - purrobably golly jolly giant green beans - stuff stuffed with stuffing - da famous burn & serve dinner rolls which are recycled (I'ma envirocat and you best be one too) and youza can play hockey on da kitchen floor after dinner with da rolls - and my favorito Punkintini Pie with a dollop of double rich whippie creamie on top! Wherever youza is, youza gonna be eating da same foodz fur shure. So if youza not a contentacat at yur house, get yur paws gone and go to da neighbors house and ringy dingy da doorbell screaming "SirPrize I'ma here for da Thanksgiving Dinner". Fur shure theyza gonna have enuf foodz to feed ya and send ya home with a doggone doggie bag and youza knows what theyza serving so itza no SirPrize fur you. Justa meowvalous to SirPrize yur neighbors!

When youza gets stressed out and thinks youza having da hiss fit purrparing for da Thursday feast, stop fur a meowment and think about da meowvalous things youza can give thanks fur. On top of my Thanks-A-Bunch list is my Animal Assisted Therapy job, yep uh huh, cuz if I didn't have my job at THE ARC then I'd never ever know my wonnerful furiend Charles. I gives abundacat thanks for him, cuz he makes me purr so much, even though he can'tza see me - he and me hazza da speshule communiKayshun. Yep uh huh, life is Catzowey fur shure and I gives da thanks this week for that!

Wishing you a nonCatastrophic Thanksgiving week and have a funtasticatico Thanksgiving with da Turkey tidbits tumbling off the plate and into yurza lap!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

SuPurrb Saturday in San Franfuncisco

Wellza I tellz ya, my Saturday was suPURRbo and a mini meowster different frumza da normal Saturday. Youza wondering what I did that was so so so increducatulous? I'll tell ya, but shhhh dontza tell nobody. FURstly I took da famous San Franfuncisco Cable Car, and I wazza humming "Mice O Roni the San Francisco Treat" as my creaking car trekked up and downza da hills to, guess where. Ah shuksatini youza not guessing fasticatically so I'ma telling youza - to Saks Fifth Avenue ! Imagine me the EyeTailYun kitty, in da chic Saks Fifth Avenue. WOWza MEOWza I sat and shmoozed and never snoozed, while raising awareness for my favorito Pets Unlimited. Itza the fabuloso animal rescue org with a meowvalous doggone great holisticat hospital too.

When me and my paws trotted into Saks (with my security entourage on my tail), da Store Meownager dashed up to me squealing "Oh Guido, welcome back and oh my my my, you've gotten much bigger since LAST year"! Thatza bout put my EyeTailYun self into a spiraling hiss fit condishun. But hey da Meownager wazza being so kind (asked me if I wanna have a bowl of milk or da steamy catpuccino) and her meowmery izza good cuz truly (shhh dontcha tell nobody!) I was abundacat smaller last year.Hmm so I'm purrpondering maybe I furgoes da Yoga and gets back to da purrspiring Aerobicat stuff.

All da fine sales purrsons wazza asking me fur my pawsograph and shaking my paw and wanting to hold me and myself , instead of selling da giganticat bags of purrrfumes and cosmewtics. They'za the nicest folks youza ever gonna meet in all yurza 9 lives and da FURagrance department at Saks has da lovely aroma with bottles galore from all over da globe - but they'za lacking my favorito furagrance - Eau Du Nip Parfum.

I always travels with my "Guard My Body" guards and thizza izza the Doggone Chief of my Security staff. He's smart and alert like a cat, always checking stuff out and having me look around to see if I'ma comfurtable in da Cosmewtics Departamento at Saks Fifth Avenue.

My meowster manners izza good so I brought da Pawty Favors fur all : every sales purrson who held me, gotza catzowey souvenir: my furry own EyeTailYun cat hair! Yep uh huh I left a giftie with all of dem. I'm shure they'za gonna purress it in da Keeps-This-Safe-Furever book cuz theyza sympaticats.

So now I'm a basket case and my paws gotza rev up for da arrival of da big bird , the guest of honor on Thanksgiving Day. AttenZeeOhKnee .... AttenZeeOhKnee - yep uh huh thatza EyeTailYun! Youza gotza purromise youza not getting stressed out and become da basket case in da not so super Market, cuzza da lines izza gonna be horrificatically loooong while youza shopping fur da Thanksgiving Day goodies. I wishes youza a nonCATastrophic week and remember to catnap.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrsonal Glimpse Of Me & Myself At Home

Welcome to myza house where me and myself houses my giganticat purrfeshional staff - my chef, my banker, my meowsage therapist and my hospurrtality consultants. Are youza ready fur da purrsonal tour? Youza don't have to don 3D glasses to enjoy this - itza just me at home, doing absoluticatically nothing unusual - not even purrpondering whatza to do.....

Let's begin with my sleeping habits cuz me and myself izza da creature of habitual habits so I do da same thing every day andza every night too. I purrfurs to sleep on my back - itza good fur my catzillion vertebrae and meowscles.

Once my EyeTailYun eyes are open, I don't wanna rush much so I kick my paws back being a relaxacat in da bed fur a while, perusing da mewspaper and controlling da remote control - gotta keep current on da news and mews.

Then I heads to da grooming room ... Shuksatini ... If I couldza just get these mini meowster blinds open nowza!

Itza impurrtant to begin da day with a hearty breakfast cuz itza good fur da heart and yep uh huh I luvs da Salmon Souffle and Furench Toast with Mew England Maple Nip Sauce, but da Oatmeal is better fur staying buffed. I'm EyeTailYun and gotza get into my Guido Speedo when Spring arrives. But shhhh, dontza tell nobody I eats da Irish Oatmeal! Shhh itza secreto and da Irish breakfast izza far better dan having da Polenta Balls fur breakfast.

When my oatmeal bowl is empty, then itza exercise time and Yoga izza giganticat part of my daily purrOhgram cuz years ago, well seems like many 9 lives ago (but hey I'm only 3), I said Arreverderci to being an aerobicat, cuz I hates to purrspire.

Yoga keeps me grounded and I loves that powzishun "Downward Doggy On Top Of Da Door" and I always focuses on something that needza focussing on (like how to get down).

Nowza Meowza - I'ma exhausticatted so gonna hunker down fur a nice catnap and start all over again in a bit.

There you have it - itza just a normal meowvalous day furza me and myself. I wishes you a normal and meowvalous week - yep uh huh, I shure do, and make it a nonCATastrophic one too!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Matter of Facticatically - Manners Count!

Wowza Meowza - I received an InvaTayShun tooza da wedding of furry speshule furiends (yep uh huh, youza has some of dem too in yurza good furiend book!). It said "Guido and Guest" so I brought me and myself - that's 2. You know my globe trotting paws were counting the meowments till this wedding day, and of course I have propurrrr manners and listened when the Bride told me and myself "BE ON TIME"! Wellza I tells ya - we was on time fur shure - yep uh huh, here I am on time and nobody else is here - not even da BeeYouTeeFull Bride! So I putted my paws up on da nice shiny chairs dats overlooking da Pacific Oshun and I waits, and waits and I almost catnapped befur the NoopShules begins.

Catzowey! The tied their tails in da Meowtramony Ceremony at Sunset, at The Cliff House in San Franfuncisco and wudja believe, weeza had a fog free evening and even had da trained herds of da PellyCans flying over head as the man said "Youza Hubba Hubba and Wonderful Wife". AND thenza da pawty began ! CATZOWEY! I meowandered my paws thru da purrEYEvat dining room to find my table place and, here I am at the"The Tarzan & Jane" Table! Good news and mews, nobody tried to intimicat da Tarzan call. I assures you they had no vines dangling and no jungle monkeys charging across da table - purrsons behaved cuz they had da Pawty manners on.

Getting a smitten kitty tipsy at da wedding is OK cuz itza speshule OKshun!

Here I am -Purracticing good manners at da Wedding ReeCepShun: youza always meet and greet da Bartender! He pours and I purrs and weeza both happy!

Halloween and a Wedding ReeCepShun all on one fantasticat evening ..I luved wearing my EyeTailYun mask from Meowlano Italy. BOO!

So much to do at da Halloween Wedding ReeCepShun! I took da little snoozaola - hey me and myself needed a catnap befur midnight cuz da clocks wazza changing on 10-31-09 around dat time - confewing and not in the least amewsing.

And guess whatza ... youza purrobably not a Mewlywed like my furiends, but youza entitled tooza fantasticat week fur shure! Make it speshule ... Shhhh dontcha tell nobody, listen to this .... I wantza YOUuza to have an absoluticatically purrfecto FURst week of November. Make it nonCATastrophic too and always take yurza best pawty manners with youza when you steps out.

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Itza Doggone Meowvalous HOWL-O-ween

Catzowey! Itza da Halloween week, when it's purrfecatically normal for purrsons to dress strange and not normal, and fur some of us to stare strangely - datsa normal on da Halloween week. Without a doubtacat, this guy izza seeing da world from behind his green PURRmeable contact lenses that don't fit him too good - he needs a new Optomicatrist. My eyes izza nachural green - yep uh huh fur shure, theyza da real thing.
Kneading a break-a-tini frum catiqueing my furiend's costume, my 4 meowster paws wentza to da funtastico time at da Pet Pride event in San Franfuncisco and I went bonkers almost to Yonkers, whenza I sees my foto on da poster for my favorito PET CAMP CAT SAFARI. Da "Big Dogs" at Pet Camp izza so so so generous - they'za giganticat sponsor of da annual event. Paws UP fur my Pet Camp furiends (oh man I luvs Kitty camping at Cat Safari)! Yep uh huh, datsa mio in dat giant tiger sized jungle cat foto! Hey - in order fur me and myself tooza get a cat's eye view of the canine community in da costume purrade (yep uh huh, itza going to da dogs event) I went incatnito - yep uh huh, disguised in my Halloween kitty couture, so I had free views and mews being da roving rover repurrter with my hidden cam, and here's who I meeted and greeted.....

Meowza WOWza! Youza never ever gonna see a fine feline decked out as a half-peeled Banana! Whatsa this guy thinking?

Birds of da feathers flocks togeathers I guess, but I never seen da smiling Rooster this big in EyeTailYa!

Itza jungle of animewls at Pet Pride's purrade and this Skunk was creeping along the path. Good news and mews: he didn't do da squirty furty thing! Weeza was safe in his purresence and I wazza UP wind just in case!!

Being out and about wazza dangeroso and I came upon thizza doggone Dragon trying to flatten da dog. I came to da dog's rescue, justza in purrfecto time and did a giganticat hiss fit and da Dragon fainted - saving da dog from having a Cat-ostrophic day!

Big Devils and Little Devils everywhere atza this event but at least theyza happy Devils and wearing good eye purrteckshun , so the YOU-VEE stuff don'tza do damage. Itza always impurrtant to keep yur shades on whenza youza out in da sun so remember datza, yep youza remember dat!

Nowza youza sees my costume and into yur eyes disguise - not a chance these canines knew theyza wazza being followed by da EyeTailYun Papurrazzi!

Youza have a doggone meowvalous Halloween and be shure of no Twicks and just gets or gives abundacat Catzowey Tweets (fill da Tweets goody bag with Euros, Dollars, Catnip, more Euros, Gifty Certificiates fur Meowsage, more Euros, or furesh sashimi rolls)! Youza got da idea of making da nice Tweets bag!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Meeting and Greeting Da Great Gourd

Not all Pumpkins are created equal...some izza giganticatically huge and some izza inky dinky...but theyza all purrfectly da equivocatical color and exacticatically the same shape - unlike youza and meeza
Catzowey! Me and myself izza meeting and greeting da Great Gourd and I weecently went to welcome the meowmungus orangie himself. Dressing fur da OKshun (wearing my DeeZiner puka pumpkin necklace) was my intenshun to makes him feel right atza home here at my home. Here we izza, shakin da paws.

Hmmm, heeza not travelling solo, looks like he brought hizza wife on VaKayShun, but sheeza looking kinda pale! Maybe da trip from da field to da City wazza rough and twaffic congeshun wazza bumpy. "Nice to meetcha both" I said, as I reminded my guests that my EyeTailYun casa izza always open to all - itza hospurrtaility fur shure and weeza welcome all shapes and sizes.....hmmm, sheeza still looking pale and not communiCATing!

Duz youza think I could be da PURRogate father of thiza pumpkin if me and myself sits and incucatibates it? Hey in this technocat world, who knows what create-acative invenshun I could hatch! Purrhaps striped pumpkies.
But I do know, yep uh huh, I really duz know, or I did purrEYEor to my falling into my bed and passing out, dat da Great Gourds are mighty meowster seasonally special and colorful too and really nice to have in da house. Nowza Meowza, I'ma snoozing and cruising thru abundacatnaps di giorno ... cuz entertaining da Great Gourd and his festive fall self, izza da increducatulous experience and da cat's meow fur shure.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week (and be sure you brings da Great Gourd home & shows dem some hospurrtaility!)

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Wearing The Italian Colors PURRoudly

Itza October 12th, yep uh huh, already itza October 12th so youza asking yurself where has da year gone to, and maybe youza purrpondering how many catnaps till Cwismus arrives. But dontcha worry bout that stuff - just focus yurself today on Columbus Day which is why I'm wearing da EyeTailYun colors so purroudly
Can ya see Christopher on da Santa Maria, or izza it da Nina, hmmm maybe itza da Pinta? Heeza waving to me cuz his EyeTailYun self sees that me and myself izza waving to him as he arrives safely on my shores of San Franfuncisco. It's fur shure I would have turned green and my stripes would have collapsed on da oshun adventure and Catzowey I wazn't gonna be wanting any Pesto Meowgarita Pizza on this cruise!Ever since I wazza inky dinky I indulges in da EyeTailYun food on Columbus Day. I enjoys a giganticat but good glass of Pinot Grigiocat and then I kicks back to be a relaxacat purrusing da latest stack of Catalogues cuz I got no mail arriving on Columbus Day. WOWza MEOWza even da postie people takes off this day to honor Signore Christopher.
Andza my purr masheen revs up when I gets my favorito Pesto Nip Meowgarita Pizza - all in honor of youza knowza whoza. Basta pasta! Life is catzowey!
We gotza so so so many famous EyeTailYuns and here's one of da favoritos of mine: yep uh huh, it's my furiend Frank! But most of youza know him as St. Fwancis. He and me confurred last Sunday on St. Fwancis Day at da CAThedral - his powerful paws hugged me all cuz he showed up to bless me (how come he was muttering someting like "Oh Guido you needza da double blessing fur shure today"? Heeza kinda quiet but he's got da mighty meowvalous magical touch!

So I wishes you a nonCATastrophic Columbus Day! And if youza gets a meowment, have a little PURRshutto or a creamy Catnolli in honor of Chris sailing over da oshuns blue!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Falling Into The Fall Vegietayshun

Itza Fall and me and myself (yep uh huh, my organicat self) has falled into da famous Fall foliage and landed in da Farmers Meowkart, cuz itza filled to the maxEEmum with sensayshunal vegies and fruities. So come on along and I'ma not singing a song, but let me andza myself take youza on a pawsatively great tour of what's hitting da fruits di giorno runway and rolling towards our Autumn Vegie Tables.... Here we goes..
Early Girls get da worm - oops! I thinksa it's early birds got da worm but I got da word on Early Girls tomatoes and theyza bella beautiful and my EyeTailYun eyes are gazing at da Early Girls. They'za making my whiskers wiggle fur shure!

MEOWza WOWza! Weeza arrived in da land of PepperOhCheeKnee - yikes itza hot red pepper land and these fruits of my home land are atza high tide this time of da year. The sweet red peppah will make yur whiskers wiggle fur shure but don't let it getza hold of ya! Youza gotta take control of yur PepperOhCheeKnee at all time!
Basta Pasta and OH puhleezse boyz ... whatsa yur mommas going to think of yur Pawty Platter? Youza gotza control yurselves when youza sees da Celebricat tasting da Anju Pears! Looks like deeza guys hazza purrobably rolled in da pears and smoked da sweet seasonal fruits, cuz they'za mismeowhavin' and looking super silly too! Itza just a Pawty Platter!
Cows frum CalEyeFurKneeYah izza happy cows! But Catzowey, whatza dis happy cow thinking bout? No blind cow dates fur this EyeTailYun kitty! So nowza you got da grocery list of whatza FUResh in da Farmers Meowkart waiting fur youza to show up with yur cloth bag - undoubtacatically that makes youza an OhFishYul envirocat! And without any further purrondering, theeza veggies and fruities wanna get ta know you better, so go and pick them up and getza them to yur table. You'za gonna be purrked up and ecstaticat you ventured to da Fall Vegietayshun!

Wishing you a non-Catastrophic furesh Fall week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

FUReedom of The PURRess -A Balancing Act

Itza giganticat balancing act to keep the news straight these days! I gets so confused (and often not amewsed) by whatsa in da papers. This sort of situation can be bewildering and bemewsing!

Yep uh huh, it's fur shure a definicatical purroblem, and if youza wanting to keep current on da news, in between yur abundacatnaps, then youza might wanna do what I do - I PURRuse all the papers: yep uh huh, FURstly, I gets da green sheet cuz itza got all da sports infurmayshun. Oh basta pasta let's not cat chat about my San Franfuncisco Giants not going to the playoffs!

After I get a pawsative outlook on my Sports teams via The Green Sheet, then I heads directacatically to the Entertainment Secshun of da paper. It's called "Da Pink Sheet" (yep uh huh itza got all da Fall movies listed and more too, but izn't Fall supposed to be oranges and reds and Mew England colors?) Hey I'm not having a hiss fit over da Green Section and da Pink Section - but my envirocat self is purrpondering IF purrhaps these colored papers are recyclable cuz that's da most impurrtant thing we need purractice daily.
If every one of us meowvalous creatures (yep that includes YOU and the doggone great others too) does our share to recycle, then our planet will be just a smidgen better. It's pawsative that YOU can make a difFURance! See fur yourself ... I'm recycling my grocery bag as a Catzowey place to catnap! You izza witnessing a real recylcing meowment.

Now go and have a nonCATastrophic week and thanks for starting your day the Guido way!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Ahoy OR Ah Ha Ha - It's The Purring Pirate

Everyone around the Globe (datsa from one Catinent to da other) was talking Pirate chat all week while waiting fur Saturday September 19th to show up - well didja know it's an annual event? Yep uh huh, that means absoluticatically every year on da same day, exacticatically 1 day after September 18th, this meowvalous catzowey event happens whether youza catnapping or not, Itza fur shure, itza gonna happen !

If youza got yur ears plugged up with imPURRted Spanish Sardines from Catalonia or your selectacat hearing masheen izza off or purrhaps your MyPod is purrmanently in yur ears, then youza wouldn't know at all that September 19th izza"Talk Like A Pirate Day". Even me the mighty meowster wazza talking like da hearty heave yo ho ho Pirates of da Catibbean & the tantalizing Canary Islands, with my infectchewous EyeTailYun accent of course.

Definitely I wanna confurm that ya can't talk like a Pirate if youza not dressed like a Pirate. I mean, can youza imagine talking the 007 jargon ala James Bond without wearing da Tux and driving da FURari car?

So all week, without my abundacatnaps, me and myself was bizzi being an EyeTailYun PurrEYErut, sailing high up in the Crow's Nest with my fur blowing in da wind (never lost my Johnny Depp hat overboard but I did wear my life PURRsevor all da time!). And I gotsa CATZOWEY news and mews fur you: my Pirate ship wazza gluten free! Oh shuksatini, I mean Mutiny free, and weeza arrived back to shore safely after sailing and sailing over the oshun blue.

Itza THE END of the story!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

In The Tropicatical Jungle

Humidity is high, my fur is frizzing and da warm rains izza putting abundacat strains on my smitten kitten self. Catzowey! Me and myself hates to have a bad fur day and it can put me into a giganticat hiss fit when I looks in da mirror and sees da frizzy fur I am not FURiendly with! Dontcha know, we EyeTailYuns luv to look stylishly fabucatulous every meowment of the day!

Itza so so so tropicatical today that I feelza like I'm in TaHeeTee, yep uh huh like I mean FURench Polypurrnesia in the Pacific Oshun. Getting my paws, yep uh huh all 4 of them, into the tropicatical mode so I've put on my creative native beads and hunkering down under da palms to cool off. Iffa I just could find my Guido Speedo I'd be purrfecticatically content-a-cat, slumbering under da palms cuz the lazy hazy days of summer and me are compatacatable.

Nowza Meowza I'm bringing out my Tiki Torch to sit on my porch. Duzza you wanna see up close and PURRsonally who I comes across on my kitty safari in da tropicatical jungle?

In the jungle, the mighty Tropicatical jungle, the lions sleep tonight and some not so mighty sized lions were not catnapping when they'za and meeza came cat eye to cat eye (well at least I had one giganticat EyeTailYun eye ball directictically on them!) ... but catch a good glimpse and don'tcha blink cuz theyza micro meowsters!

Meowvalously hilarious! They'za thinks they'za related to my EyeTailYun super buffed self! Ah ha ha, thizza izza ridicucatulous fur shure and I'm not shure our geneticatical genes are the same (hazza anybody told these felines they'za micro minis?) I don'tza wanna ruin their catnaps with da not so meowvalous news and no mews.

So....youza gotta think big and be pawsative - go fur it and have a giganticat nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hob Nob With Corn On The Cob

Catzowey! It's not so corny cuz itza true, and I tells ya, the kernels of corn izza popping up everywhere! And itza sweet corn kernels tooza but youza gotta be talented at select-a-catting the right ear of corn. Hmmm, what happens if ya chooses the left ear of corn?That's unequivocatically the queshun of the meowment fur shure and I needs the answer befur corn season stops!

Ahhhhaaaa, Me and Myself is having a hisstericatical meowment thinking about select-a-catting da left ear of corn instead of da right ear of corn! Purrhaps I'll stop catnapping and apply fur da stand-up yur paws Comedy Cat Club show - hey ya never knows if the Hollywood PURRducers are looking fur a new hilarikitty - after all, David Letterman has that doggone "Stupid Pet Tricks" on hizza show! Oh my smitten kitten self says let's paws fur a meowment .... I tellza youza there is NO such thingza as da stupid pet tricks cuzza all of us are increducatulously smart. Do I see da future bringing a petishun circulating to toss Signore Letterman into da deep litter box NOWza MEOWza?

No no absoluticatically NO, this is not geneticatically neutered corn! Shuksatini dontcha know the Corn on the Cob got me tired trying to select da right ear of corn or da left ear of corn, so I've tossed the husk aside and turned to my new and mewvalous Banana Nip toy frum my very favorito pet boutique Cheengoo in San Franfuncisco (oh yes she will ship it tooza youza too!) This fruit is giganticat- like a whole jungle of nanas and da Eau du Nip Purrfume in da Banana is da bestest you can get! You tell Signore Liz - sheeza da Owner - that youza FOG "Friend Of Guido" and sheeza takes da bestest care of you, yep uh huh.

So it's da furst week in September and if I remember, I'ma gonna wish you a nonCatastrophic short week - hope it's filled with fruitful fun and abundacatnaps cuz youza deserves dat. (I'm still confused and amewsed over how to figure out the right ear of corn from the left ear of corn...)

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty