July 21, 2014

Two Generations Of Acrobaticats

Catzowey! It's Me & Myself waaaay back 8 years ago and about 16 pounds smaller (Yep Uh HUH but I'ma big boned Man Cat!) and some things just never ever change - like the weather changes every meowment. But Acrobaticat stuff never changes! Nope not at all.

Lil Sisfur Grappa following my chair acrobaticat act and doing fabuloso.

And I works hard to pass down to all in the furmily the art of arranging the flowers purrrfectly.

Hoorayzatini Lil Sisfur Grappa! Youza accomplished at arranging da flowers!

Itza for sure the flying saucer Pink Pod izza funtasticat even for an EyeTailYun Man Cat whooza needs a flight to a celesticatical getaway every now and then.

And a catzillion catnaps later, Lil Sisfur Grappa finds the Pink Pod - Hoorayzatini Grappa and have a great flight & remember your Passpurrrt & get a return ticket!

Catzillion of ribbons makes me wanna get colorful!

WOWza MEOWza Grappa izza colorful without da ribbons! 

Signorina Feline Genie .. look into my eyes and tells me if Lil Sisfur Grappa gonna follow me correctacatically.

Yep! Weeza sealed the deal.

So Grappa and Me & Myself wishing youza pawsome nonCATastrophic week,

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Lil Sisfur Grappa too!)



July 14, 2014

Yep Uh Huh - I Am ON It and IN It

 Catzowey ~ Youza purrrobably curious as a cat to know so I tells ya. It's for shure I am ON Facebook cuz I likes showing my back on the furont of my  Facebook  Page but I assures you and yurself my lil sisfur Grappa still a smitten kitten in training so no FB page for her yet!

And this izza my EyeTailYun deeziner furont - keeping it simplisticat.

Catzowey! Now I jumps from my furont page IN to the real authenticat Weinermobile and I relish driving the big masheen. Itza hot diggity dog experience and the license plate is meowvalous too.

Ooopsatini! Wazza I purrhaps driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile  IN my meowster dreams?
 
Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacat meowvalous dreams too!
 
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
 
 


July 7, 2014

Man Cat At Work AND On The Job - Maybe

Catzowey! Home repairz never ever easy and when someone drops their family heirloom ring or heirloom family-grown tomato into the bowl, they call Man Cat At Work and I goes diving for it.

But before my Man Cat At Work self gets on the job, I gotta get TO the job so I always use my EyeTailYun cat eyes to check out my wheels and get there safely,  like funtasticatically fast too.

A Man Cat At Work needs a  super uber dooper breakfast to pump uppa the working meowscles. So I always gets a giganticat bowl of Joe's O's and a side of Pasghetti & Meatballs too.

Then after the super uber dooper breakfast my Man Cat At Work self pencils out the job - gotta nail it accuracatically - yep uh huh! But if youza don't nails it .....

Then itza purrrfurable to bring in the assistant who can assist.

AND if that assistant is not assisting then youza just laughs, yep uh huh youza just laughs!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty



June 30, 2014

Feeling Patrioticatish Cuz It's The 4th of July Week

Catzowey! I just knows youza whooza lives in the USA gonna be unfurling your flags this week cuz weeza has the funtasticat 4th of July Holiday coming up.

Now, youza know I have EyeTailYun Citizenship & USA Citizenship - yep uh huh itza double trouble funtastic Passpurrrts for Me & MYself,  so thatza why I luvs Pasghetti and Meatballs  on Columbus Day and dat Fried Chickzatini on the 4th of July - well I try!

 Flag purrrtocol says itza meowvalous idea to display the flag on the 4th of July always but when your flag is upsides down, someone for sure gonna tells ya.

FIREWORKZ advise: Be sure you never ever sits in back of da unfurled flag cuz if youza watching fireworks galore and more,  the flag might keeps you from going "ohhhh ahhh" cuz itza blowing in the breeze with ease and blocking yur fireworkz view. That can cause hiss fits!

Me & MYself thinks itza meowvalous to see your unfurled flag blowing in the wind.

 And get your lips ready for dat all Americano Apple Pie. Why? Cuz itza the 4th of July.
Happy 238th Birthday to America - yep uh huh!

Wishing you a nonCATasrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty



June 22, 2014

Sock It To Me On Worldcup Socker Week

Catzowey! Everybody around da Planet izza cat chatting about socker so I'ma wearing my favorito deeziner socks in honor of Socker Week! 

Whatza you and yourself think of these socks for Socker week? Well itza fur sure a cat's eye has their eye on your ankles if youza wearing them!

My EyeTailYun socker loving self izza feeling purrrroud with my new SOCKSMITH socks that rocks. AND pssst, secret time:  yep uh huh I has the double duo Citizenship from EyeTailYuh and USA so I'm versatile feline fan.

Meowvalous to be lickity split licking the lil lips for a GO USA on Thursday this week when my USA hot diggity dog boyz play those guys famoso for brewing fine beers, sassy sausages & wearing da layderhosen oomp pah pah pants too. 

Sisfur Grappa says "bring on da socks game!"

Now letza have a nonCATastrophic week and remember, check your socks drawer during Socker week. Nothing gives Me & MYself a hiss fit more than a missing sock!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty







June 17, 2014

Measures For Treasures - Deep Bowl Diving

Catzowey! Didja ever wanna find a treasure but you know you gotta
dive deep down to measure if itza worth it?

When youza purrrpondering deep bowl diving for treasured treasures, 
always have a furiend looking out to be sure you comes back up.

Meowvalous if your furiend takes over the deep bowl diving for treasured treasures then
youza can sit on the beach and chillax with a Meowgarita or an Organicatnip Popsicle!

Purrrpondering the deep deep waters can be purrrrplexing but give it your all and dive in!

Me & MYself always thinks itza more  CATZOWEY to be measuring and treasuring the moments of fun and sometimes saying PeeksAhBoo - I duz see YOU!

I wishes you the mostest nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty






June 8, 2014

Spying and Eyeing You

Frum up up uppa in my terrificat tree house I really can see Youza. And if ya gotta furiend 
then my two cats eyes sees Youza Twooza.

Once my EyeTailYun eyes tries to eye youza, then Me & MYself reaches out to grab ya, so 
I can gives you giganticat hugz in my Man Cat style.


Grabbing you izza not so so so easy. So I recruits my lil sisfur Grappa 
to supervise the grab - dontcha worry, weeza only purrracticing "Grab & Release!"

In any pawzishun I can spy and eye ya.

Itza GRATE to keep my cat eyes on my furiends cuz purrhaps you comes over for 
Pasghetti and Meatballs with Me & MYself. Yep uh huh it's for shure spying and eyeing 
you pays off to the meowximum.

Now I wanna wish you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty
 






June 2, 2014

A Cat In The Hat Is A Tropicat

Catzowey! I feels an OH SO Oceanly breeze coming my way which is why 
I wanna say I'ma feeling so so so tropicatical today. Well of course 
in a Man Cat kind of way cuz I'ma Man Cat in the Hat, pawsibly a Tropicat!

Gonna starts humming a tropicatical tune, yep uh huh!
If I finds my YouKaLayLee masheen OR even my Jamaican super steel 
drums - DAY OH!!!!! 
Here's a sneaky peaky at the whole enchilada ... oooopsatini! I means the whole MeowTai. I be popping da collar and I wanna holler "put my collar down nowza cuz I cannot see you!"

HoorayzatinI!  Now Me & MYself 
sees you purrrfectly - yep uh huh!

 Good idea to take the Tropicat hat off when you
presume to consume the so so so sweet stuff.


Wishing you sweet and kind of naturally nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


 





May 25, 2014

Got My Paws Read For Futuristicat Stuff

Catzowey! Monday the 26th of May,2014 Me & MYself turns Great 8.
So I visited a PAW Reader to find out terrificat stuff the future holds fur Me & MYself. Things looking pawsatively fing-tastic!

PAW reader says do not puts my 2 lips upon Tulips (hazardous to our meowster selves) and dontza frown with a Tulip Crown.

Meowvalous when the PAW Reader says Me & MYself gonna has an UNFORGETTABLE moment and bamzatini I do with Natalie Cole! Itza FUNtastic looking thru her earring and thinking what's she gonna sing to Me & MYself.  Pssst ...  I did not sing to her "when the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie itza amore!" Hee Hee!

 Next on the PAW Reader "Happy Great 8 Birthday Guido" list is.. 
going more GREEN in my Great 8 year AND Fine 9 too! Datza funtastic news cuz WE all gotta be purrtecting our Mother Earth and doing composting and recycling to the meowximum. Yep uh huh itza for sure GREEN is supreme!

 Theyza says the future is feline finer with fresh fruits so I gots a delivery of organicatnip nanas from CalEyeFurKneeYah of course and I'm Happy!

Dat PAW Reader says itza OK to look at things from a different purrrrspective every now and then or then and now too.

Holy Cannoli!  Me & MYself turning GREAT 8!

Abundacat cheers to a nonCATastrophic week for you & 
wishing you a purrrfecto week full of PAWSative things.


Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty



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