Catzowey! I'm reporting live, yep uh huh itza fur shure I'ma live and not using my 9 lives at The AMERICA'S CUP races in San Franfuncisco.
Itza got meowvalous security and all the San Franfuncisco Police are ecstaticat bout my attending.
Itza all over the news that the sails of the CATamarans getting shredded in the wind, so I tried shredding cuz then I'm up to date on the Shred-Oh-Matic logisticat stuff!
Fat Cats at The America's Cup drinking da bubbly with a view of my San Franfuncisco Kitty City skyline.
Pssst ... itza secret of course, and youza knows I'ma EyeTailYun kitty but my heart izza here with the USA at the America's Cup. Now if I can just get my cup o' Felidae favorito food filled uppa, I'll be a happy Man Cat no matter whooza wins dat CATamaran America's Cup race! There's 2 cups in this race: My food Cup and the America's Cup!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty