Catzowey! It's all over the news that everybody's having a turkey over in a few weeks so I'ma gonna be launching the "Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch".
Before youza invites your fine feathered furiend over, it's important to know the exact time so watch your watches so youza can invite the turkey at the propurr time.
If youza gonna be joining the "Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch" you gotta keep up your strength cuz I hears it's a giganticat meal. Good idea to eat bowls of OHganic cereal to pump uppa your meowscles - helps you look terrificatly buffed too and all the lunch bunch guests gonna be talking about yur mighty meowscles.
Ummy yummy I'm starting to think about good foodz in my tummy, but not till I has abundacatnaps this week. Resting up can be meowvalous!
Now make sure you have a nonCATastrophic week,
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty